In Trouble

Now I'm in trouble. I don't like being in trouble. I know I'm not supposed to chew through wires because they could electrocute me but Mum was being very boring and writing on her computer all the time and I had to do something, so I was chewing her hairslide, that I found on the floor, and next to me was Dad's phone charging wire so I chewed through that too. I chewed it into about 10 bits - it was black on the outside but had crunchy gold wire bits inside. Dad wasn't pleased when he came home. I hope he still loves me. Maybe if I give him lots of licks and let him have a chew on one of my chews he'll forgive me.