Christmas

Today was something called christmas day. Every Christmas day people buy their little puppy girls lots and lots of nice presents - I got lots and lots of chews, squeaky toys, toy monkey and bouncy-bouncy balls. Just so they wouldn't feel left out, people also sent presents to Mum and Dad but theirs weren't as good as mine.

Monkey Mania

Mum and Dad have got me lots of toys. But my very favourites at the moment are my monkeys. I like the sound they make when I squeeze them in the middle and also they have 4 legs and a tail I can hold on to. When it's time for me to go to bed I always take a few monkeys with me and sometimes in the night if I think I need another monkey I go downstairs and get one out of my toybox - or off the sofa - and take it back to bed with me. They also make good little pillows. Mum and Dad think this is very funny.

In Trouble

Now I'm in trouble. I don't like being in trouble. I know I'm not supposed to chew through wires because they could electrocute me but Mum was being very boring and writing on her computer all the time and I had to do something, so I was chewing her hairslide, that I found on the floor, and next to me was Dad's phone charging wire so I chewed through that too. I chewed it into about 10 bits - it was black on the outside but had crunchy gold wire bits inside. Dad wasn't pleased when he came home. I hope he still loves me. Maybe if I give him lots of licks and let him have a chew on one of my chews he'll forgive me.

Crunchy Water

Mum been taking me down the river very early - even before I have my breakfast. I don't mind because I love the river, especially when some of my friends are down there. This morning when we went to the river something very strange had happened.


Usually I try to have a nice drink from the muddy puddles (Dad doesn't really like me doing this because he says rats wee in them but I haven't seen any rats doing wees - in fact I don't know if I've seen a rat - I have seen cats [but not doing wees] they are SCARY!). Anyway this morning when I tried to have a drink the water had gone crunchy and when I scratched at it it was all slippery. I managed to bite off a bit of chewy water. It was very nice. I wonder if there'll be more chewy water tomorrow.